Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic, and I admired how he used his faith.

Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.

Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for it?

Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.

I enjoy growth; I enjoy having a lot of different experiences. And I don't think I am the kind of guy who'd like to do the same thing every day for 40 years.