Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying that you want a country based on Christian values. Because you don't!

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.

Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes.

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.