People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs.

Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV.

Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit.

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'

Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.

Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.