I know you lawyers can with ease, Twist words and meanings as you please; That language, by your skill made pliant, Will bend to favour every client; That 'tis the fee directs the sense, To make out either side's pretense.
Sure men were born to lie, and women to believe them!
To friendship every burden's light.
A man is always afraid of a woman that loves him too much
If with me you'd fondly stray Over the hills and far away.
In every age and clime we see Two of a trade can never agree.