You’re entering a world of pain.

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the cost we are pushing off onto our children.

Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!

Sometimes I overtinker, which is something wrong with my brain chemistry. But in figuring out why I do that, maybe I'll make myself a better person. I doubt it.

I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.