People just do the strangest things when they believe they're entitled. But they do even stranger things when they just plain believe.

Read, read, read, read, read. Read everything. You can’t work unless you know the world, and outside of living in the world the best way to learn about the world is to read about it.

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month it is half the time when he's working.

Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

I don't trust myself enough. When I write, I overwrite. Gingerbread. Too much gingerbread. Writing is probably the only hobby I have. But I wish I had another one. If I was just a little better at golf.

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.