People just do the strangest things when they believe they're entitled. But they do even stranger things when they just plain believe.

I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.

You’re entering a world of pain.

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

I don't trust myself enough. When I write, I overwrite. Gingerbread. Too much gingerbread. Writing is probably the only hobby I have. But I wish I had another one. If I was just a little better at golf.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.