You can't not like "The Great Gatsby." It's got the best sentences in, like, ever.

Pudge, my friend, we are indefuckingstructible.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

Before any of it could make sense, it had to be heard.

I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team.

I figured something out," he said aloud. "The future is unpredictable." Hassan said, "Sometimes the kafir likes to say massively obvious things in a really profound voice.

By the way, I've decided to start referring to myself exclusively as 'Daddy.' Everytime Daddy would otherwise say 'I' or 'Me,' Daddy is now going to say 'Daddy.