Stupid human voices always ruining everything.

I'm a bad boyfriend. She's a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other.

They were angry, I thought. Horrified. These teenagers, with their hormones, making out beneath a video broadcasting the shattered voice of a former father.

There is always the risk: something is good and good and good and good, then all at once it gets awkward.

I've read a lot of bad books. I used to review books for a living, and when you're a reviewer you read tons of terrible books.

Do the thing you're good at. Not many people are lucky enough to be so good at something.

That's why those tapes we made are going to be so great one day, because they'll tell stories that time has swallowed up or distorted or whatever.