We're professional worriers. You're constantly imagining things that could go wrong and then writing about them.

I ran like a cheetah - well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.

You can say a lot of bad things about Tiny Cooper. I know, because I have said them. But for a guy who knows absolutely nothing about how to conduct his own relationships, Tiny Cooper is kind of brilliant when it comes to dealing with other people's heartbreak. Tiny is like some gigantic sponge soaking up the pain of lost love everywhere he goes.

I love being in cities with lots of other people, because I'm reminded that there are billions of people like me, and we are each stuck inside of our minds, feverishly trying to crawl out to make connections with other people.

I have to tell you man, that my stalker meter is kind of registering in the red zone right now.

Maybe some people need to believe in a proper and omnipotent God to pray, but I don't.

Love is keeping the promise anyway.