I ran like a cheetah - well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.

If you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all.

I've lived here for eighteen years and I have never once in my life come across anyone who cares about anything that matters.

This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench! Oh, god! Oh, god! Don't touch me—oh, god!

Tell me my copy is missing the last twenty pages or something. Hazel Grace, tell me I have not reached the end of this book. OH MY GOD DO THEY GET MARRIED OR NOT OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS?!

I tried--I swear I tried. But you didn't want to hear what I was saying, and I used that as an excuse to let it go on.

Wait, wait. I don't get it.' 'That is because you only have eight functioning brain cells.