I ran like a cheetah - well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.

When you’re as charming and physically attractive as myself, it’s easy enough to win over people you meet. But getting strangers to love you...now, that’s the trick.

Waffles are just awesome bread.

Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting.

You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you cannot even imagine yet.

Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime.

No headboards were broken.