And since she drove to work every morning, I could only use the car on weekends. Well, weekends and the middle of the goddamned night.

He may be a malevolent sorcerer, but Tiny Cooper is his own goddamned man, and if he wants to be a gigantic skipper, then that's his right as a huge American.

If you don’t know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr. It’s like fight club.

In our hyper-secular world, worship is still inevitable. But it is vital to remember that our gods don't choose us, we choose them.

Reading a good book helps us to feel un-alone.

You never know. It's just. It's like. POOF. And you're gone.

We're not going to break anything. Don't think of it as breaking in to SeaWorld. Think of it as visiting SeaWorld in the middle of the night for free.