Ashes to ashes. Garage sale to garage sale,” I said.

Babies are made through an act that you will eventually find intriguing but for right now will just sort of horrify you, and also sometimes people do stuff that involves baby-making parts that does not actually involve making babies, like for instance kiss each other in places that are not on the face.

Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that.

Dying is the last thing I would EVER do!

I'll fight it. I'll fight it for you. Don't you worry about me, Hazel Grace. I'm okay. I'll find a way to hang around and annoy you for a long time.

weltschmerz: its the depression you feel when the world as it is does not line up with the world as you think it should be.

Sometimes people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them.