Ashes to ashes. Garage sale to garage sale,” I said.

Ma'am," Augustus said, nodding toward her, "Your daughter's car has just been deservingly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police.

Ben's tongue is like sunscreen...It's good for your health and should be applied liberally.

Pudge, my friend, we are indefuckingstructible.

I have a great affection for people who are intellectually engaged with the world, and who don't treat everything superficially. And I think, when people talk about nerdiness, what they're really talking about is smart people who who are trying to think hard about the world. And I don't think that's an insult, I think that's a great thing.

The sky is like a monochromatic contemporay painting, drawing me in its illusion of depth, pulling me up.

I ran like a cheetah - well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.