I realized during my time as a chaplain that I didn't want to be a minister.

It's hard to get movie studios to pay a lot of money for movies that don't have robots or explosions.

Truth resists simplicity.

High School made me realize that the people who say they will never change, are always the ones who change the most.

Did I help you to a fate you didn't want?

JP shouted, "TELL THEM WHAT YOU JUST DID TO EACH OTHER!" "Um," I said. "We kissed," the Duke said. "That's kinda gay," Keun said. "I AM A GIRL." "Yeah, I know, but so is Tobin," Keun said.

I don't decide where I live. My wife decides. She's a curator of contemporary art, and she works at an art museum, so we go wherever she has a job. All basements look the same, so I can write from whatever basement I happen to be living in.