It took me a sleeve of Girl Scout Thin Mints and forty minutes to get over that boy.

I wanted to, you know, get my story out in the world, which, it turns out, is a very misguided notion.

We were very different, and we disagreed about a lot of things, but he was always so interesting, you know?

If you don’t know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr. It’s like fight club.

Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?

Because you're only thinking they-might-not-like-me-they-might-not-like-me, and guess what? When you act like that, no one likes you.

That was the worst part about having cancer, sometimes: The physical evidence of disease separates you from other people.