That was the worst part about having cancer, sometimes: The physical evidence of disease separates you from other people.

Ashes to ashes. Garage sale to garage sale,” I said.

... she called it a paper town. Like, you know, everything so fake and flimsy.

It's nice to have people who will feel guilty for you.

Caroline is no longer sufffering from personhood.

The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

We're not going to break anything. Don't think of it as breaking in to SeaWorld. Think of it as visiting SeaWorld in the middle of the night for free.