Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.

The pure and simple truth Is rarely pure and never simple. What's a boy to do When lies and truth are both sinful?

There are many more jobs out there than you have ever heard of. Your dream job might not yet exist. If you had told 'College Me' that I would become a professional YouTuber, I would've been like, "That is not a word, and it never should be."

I leave, and the leaving is so exhilarating I know I can never go back. But then what? Do I just keep leaving places, and leaving them, and leaving them, tramping a perpetual journey?

I think if you keep the box closed long enough you do kill the cat, actually.

He called out to his fellow monks,'Come quickly I am tasting stars.

It's just that I learned a while ago that the best way to get people to like you is not to like them too much.