There are many more jobs out there than you have ever heard of. Your dream job might not yet exist. If you had told 'College Me' that I would become a professional YouTuber, I would've been like, "That is not a word, and it never should be."

When you stopped wishing things wouldn't fall apart, you'd stop suffering when they did.

Because there is no glory in illness. There is no meaning to it. There is no honor in dying of.

Videogame players essentially choose whether to win the game or to die heroically. There's a certain glory in both.

I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointments in the Department of Having a Voice that Made My Skin Feel More Like Skin.

I don't think pandemics make us afraid of death, I think they make us afraid of oblivion. They force us to grapple with the futility of effort. Also they make us barf which isn't fun either... Wash your hands, cover your coughs, and find a way to hold in balance the futility of effort with the necessity to struggle.

She never acted as if she liked him all that much, but then she never acted as if she liked anyone all that much.