What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.

How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!" In reality, "How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!" were probably not Simon Bolivar's last words (although he did, historically, say them). His last words may have been "Jose! Bring the luggage. They do not want us here." The significant source for "How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!" is also Alaska's source, Gabriel Garcia Marquez's The General in his Labyrinth.

By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!

When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really fully and honestly take those back.

It's hard to believe in coincidence, but it's even harder to believe in anything else.

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.

My heart is really pounding," I said. "That's how you know you're having fun," Margo said.