Destiny is not something that happens all at once-it's something that happens only in retrospect.

Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drunk and tired.

You either have a great social life and shitty taste in music, or a fantastic taste in music with barely any social life.

Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia.

Me: "If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot." Mom: "You don't take pot, for starters." Me: "See, that's the kind of thing I'd know if you got me a fake ID.

All representations of a thing are inherently abstract.

YOU are valuable and rare and worthy of love.