In general, watching children's television is a dark and surreal descent into madness where the characters on the screen talk directly to you.

I was not religious, but I liked rituals. I liked the idea of connecting an action with remembering.

It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas.

The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people.

I change my keyboard between every book. I usually shop around. I'm very passionate about the physical feel of pressing the keys. It's got to have the right springiness. I tend to find the built-in keys very unsatisfying, the keys are low-profile and don't really do anything - I want it to feel like I'm typing.

Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drunk and tired.

weltschmerz: its the depression you feel when the world as it is does not line up with the world as you think it should be.