In general, watching children's television is a dark and surreal descent into madness where the characters on the screen talk directly to you.

Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia.

Compromise is when you do what I tell you and I do what I want. ~Tiny Cooper

Life has become the future.

Nothing to be gained by worrying between now and then.

By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!

It hurt, and that is not a euphemism. It hurt like a beating.