In general, watching children's television is a dark and surreal descent into madness where the characters on the screen talk directly to you.

Tiny, the next time that you try to set me up with a girl with a secret boyfriend can you at least INFORM me that she has a secret boyfriend? Also, if you don't call me back within five minutes, I'm going to assume you found a way back to Evanston. Furthermore, you are an asshat. That is all.

Real gangster-ass Nerdfighters don't run from nothing... 'cause real gangster-ass Nerdfighters can't run fast.

Observation: It would be awesome to fly in a superfast airplane that could chase the sunrise around the world for a while.

The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you're unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while doing it.

Reading forces you to be quiet in a world that no longer makes place for that.

We all want to do something to mitigate the pain of loss or to turn grief into something positive, to find a silver lining in the clouds. But I believe there is real value in just standing there, being still, being sad.