In general, watching children's television is a dark and surreal descent into madness where the characters on the screen talk directly to you.

He may be a malevolent sorcerer, but Tiny Cooper is his own goddamned man, and if he wants to be a gigantic skipper, then that's his right as a huge American.

Is the labyrinth living or dying?

Jesus, I'm not going to be one of those people who sits around talking about what they're going to do. I'm just going to do it.

Home is Where the Heart Is, Good Friends Are Hard to Find and Impossible to Forget. True Love is Born from Hard Times.

I write about broken people who need other people in order to go on. But those are the only kind of people I know to exist. We are all broken.

It's nice to have people who will feel guilty for you.