Observation: It would be awesome to fly in a superfast airplane that could chase the sunrise around the world for a while.

You can't dingleberry that! That's a flagrant misuse of the dingleberry!

In retrospect Hank I don't know why I spent four years writing this book when I could have just made a hit sing-a-ma-jig album.

He reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him. Never have tampon strings seemed so beautiful as they rolled up and down with the wind, landing on the ground and then twirling and floating up again, falling and rising and falling and rising.

This is unbearable ... God. These books she'll never read. Her Life's Library.

Great news for someone is always bad news for someone else

You are so busy being YOU that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.