I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.

Headline?" he asked. "'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said. "'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said. "'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.

You're funny, and you're smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually.

She never acted as if she liked him all that much, but then she never acted as if she liked anyone all that much.

When you leave a place, it's best to leave.

A drink this good deserves one's best posture.

If I could just stay alive for a week, I’d know the unwritten secrets of Anna’s mom and the Dutch Tulip Guy.