I may die young, but at least I'll die smart.

"Why are breakfast food breakfast foods?" I asked them. "Like, why don't we have curry for breakfast?" "Hazel, eat." "But why?" I asked. "I mean seriously: How did scrambled eggs get stuck with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich without anyone freaking out. But the moment your sandwich has an egg, boom, it's a breakfast sandwich."

Walt Whitman is HOT! I mean, that guy could sound his barbaric yawps over the roofs of my world any time.

In the end, I had to call myself a faggot, which really annoyed me, because 1. I don't think that word should ever be used by anyone, let alone me, and 2. As it happens, I am not gay, and furthermore, 3. Chuck Parson made it out like calling yourself a faggot was the ultimate humiliation, even though there's nothing at all embarrassing about being gay.

In general, watching children's television is a dark and surreal descent into madness where the characters on the screen talk directly to you.

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.

i wanted more time so we could fall in love.