At least I carpe'd that one diem.

Compromise is when you do what I tell you and I do what I want. ~Tiny Cooper

Caroline is no longer sufffering from personhood.

The phrase booze and mischief left me worrying I'd stumbled into what my mother referred to as "the wrong crowd," but for the wrong crowd, they both seemed awfully smart.

We gotta do something about this frigging swing set,' he said. 'I'm telling you, it's ninety percent of the problem.

You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth.

I would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart.