I didn't want to look at them, so I looked away, and to look away was to look at Augustus.

I wasn't disappointed. My expectations had been met.

Just spend a few more months playing video games. That hand-eye coordination will come in handy when you get to third base.

I jog through the halls and then go upstairs to Jane’s locker and carefully slip the note I wrote last night through the vent: To: The Locker Houdini From: Will Grayson Re: An Expert in the Field of Good Boyfriends? Dear Jane, Just so you know: e. e. cummings cheated on both of his wives. With prostitutes. Yours, Will Grayson

Chuck Parson did not participate in organized sports, because to do so would distract from his larger goal of his life: to one day be convicted of murder

Don't worry. Worry is useless. I worried anyway

I don't think your missing pieces ever fit inside you again once they go missing.