…God, it’s over. Takumi, you gotta stop stealing other people’s problems and get some of your own.

Wait, wait. I don't get it.' 'That is because you only have eight functioning brain cells.

I kept thinking there were two kinds of adults: There were...miserable creatures who scoured the earth in search of something to hurt. And then there were people like my parents, who walked around zombically, doing whatever they had to do to keep walking around.

It hurt, and that is not a euphemism. It hurt like a beating.

He wanted to draw out the moment before the moment- because as good as kissing feels, nothing feels as good as the anticipation of it.

Tiny Cooper is not the world's gayest person, and he is not the world's largest person, but I believe he may be the world's largest person who is really, really gay, and also the world's gayest person who is really, really large.

Waffles аrе јust awesome bread.