I've read a lot of bad books. I used to review books for a living, and when you're a reviewer you read tons of terrible books.

I could try to pretend that I didn't care anymore, but it could never be true again. You can't just make yourself matter, and then die, Alaska, because now, I am irretrievably different, and I'm sorry I let you go, yes, but you made the choice.

The punch connected, but (1) Colin forgot to close his fist, so he was slapping not hitting, and (2) instead of slapping TOC, he ended up slapping Hassan flush across the cheek, whereupon Hassan finally succeeded in falling down.

This is the Homosexuality Is An Abomination Club, right?

There's some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what.

Dumpers may not always be the heartbreakers, and the Dumpees may not always be the heartbroken. But everyone has a tendency.

At some point, I realized I was Kaitlyning the encounter, so I decided to text Kaitlyn and ask for some advice.