I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things.

It hurt, and that is not a euphemism. It hurt like a beating.

Random questions are the least random of all questions.

You know what I hate? The outdoors. I mean, generally. I don't like outside. I'm an inside person. I'm all about refrigeration and indoor plumbing and Judge Judy.

That's why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates a adjectival version of the word pedophile? You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.

And, since they are theater people, they are all talking. All of them. Simultaneously. They do not need to be heard; they only need to be speaking.

weltschmerz: its the depression you feel when the world as it is does not line up with the world as you think it should be.