I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things.

Ma'am," Augustus said, nodding toward her, "Your daughter's car has just been deservingly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police.

If I ever end up being the kind of person who has one kid and seven bedrooms. Do me a favor and shoot me.

Night falls fast. Today is the past.

The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness: 'I want this dragon carrot risotto to become a person so I can take it to Las Vegas and marry it.

You say into my cracks and I saw into yours.

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