We all matter - maybe less then a lot but always more than none.

It just goes to show, if you try to ruin someone's life, it only gets better. You just don't get to be a part of it.

‎These little contradictions are in all of us. They're in me at least. And so I forgot that I had been awake for 30 hours and kept walking, grateful to be a little boat full of water, still floating.

By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!

We’re as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we’re not likely to do either.

I'm not from Indianapolis, but I like living in Indianapolis. If I were to explain it, I'd tell someone to imagine a city that perfectly captures the best and the worst of America. Imagine the truly American city, because that's what it is.

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.