Life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future.

but even if we survive the collapse of our sun, we will not survive forever.

It was not an eventful day. I should have done extraordinary things. I should have sucked the marrow out of life. But on that day, I slept eighteen hours out of a possible twenty-four.

I wondered if there would ever be a day when I didn't think about Alaska, wondered whether I should hope for a time when she would be a distant memory - recalled only on the anniversary of her death, or maybe a couple of weeks after, remembering only after having forgotten.

The Venn Diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle.

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

Your friendship with her-it sleeps with the fishes.