Everything that comes together falls apart. Everything. The chair I’m sitting on. It was built, and so it will fall apart. I’m gonna fall apart, probably before this chair. And you’re gonna fall apart. The cells and organs and systems that make you you—they came together, grew together, and so must fall apart. The Buddha knew one thing science didn’t prove for millennia after his death: Entropy increases. Things fall apart.

And people are moody, dude. You gotta get used to living with people.

But monotony doesn't make for painlessness.

I didn't even know what the feeling was, really, just that there was a lot of it.

Waffles аrе јust awesome bread.

We gotta do something about this frigging swing set,' he said. 'I'm telling you, it's ninety percent of the problem.

Her hair is ridiculous," I said. "I know. That was the only thing I said about her that was true. When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really fully and honestly take those back, you know? I mean, there are highlights. And there are streaks. And then there are skunk stripes.