By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!
Nothing is as boring as other people's dreams.
Great news for someone is always bad news for someone else
Tonight, darling, we are going to right a lot of wrongs.
I'm a bad boyfriend. She's a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other.
I realized it in waves and we held on to each other crying and I thought, God we must look so lame, but it doesn't matter much when you have just now realized, all the time later, that you are still alive.