Does my eye look okay to you?

The thing about That Guy Is a Gigolo,' Radar says, 'I mean, the thing about it as a game, is that in the end it reveals a lot more about the person doing the imagining than it does about the person being imagined.

It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas.

there is no best and no worst, ...those judgments have no real meaning because there is only what is

Leaving feels too good, once you leave.

In the end, I had to call myself a faggot, which really annoyed me, because 1. I don't think that word should ever be used by anyone, let alone me, and 2. As it happens, I am not gay, and furthermore, 3. Chuck Parson made it out like calling yourself a faggot was the ultimate humiliation, even though there's nothing at all embarrassing about being gay.

I came here looking for a Great Perhaps, for real friends and a more-than-minor life.