The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me.
It's nice to have people who will feel guilty for you.
So we gave up. I'd finally had enough of chasing after a ghost who did not want to be seen. We'd failed, maybe, but some mysteries aren't meant to be solved.
The marks humans leave are too often scars.
I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team.
...I will continue to underscore that I don't think authorial intent is all that important to a reading experience, and I certainly don't think the job of reading is to divine authorial intent.