The easiest way to solve a mystery is to decide that there is no mystery to solve.

The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.

Radar threw his books into his locker and shut it. Then the din of conversation around us quieted just a bit as he turned his eyes toward the heavens and shouted, "IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS.

That's absolutely true, about the eight glasses a day. There's no reason whatsoever to drink eight glasses of water a day unless you, for whatever reason, particularly like the taste of water. Most experts agree that unless there's something horribly wrong with you, you should just drink water whenever you're - get this - thirsty.

Because there is no glory in illness. There is no meaning to it. There is no honor in dying of.

Like many people, I feel like celebrating. Remember this feeling. It is human, and can help us understand when others express bloodlust.

This one's for Alaska Young!