People thought he was a glutton for punishment, that he liked getting dumped. But it wasn't like that. He could just never see anything coming, and as he lay on the solid, uneven ground with Hassan pressing too hard on his forehead, Colin Singleton's distance from his glasses made him realize the problem: myopia. He was nearsighted. The future lay before him, inevitable but invisible.
John GreenRight, except I'm not going to lie to my mom, because what kind of (man) lies to his own mother?
John GreenThat's why people grow weary of listening to Dumpees obsess over their troubles: getting dumped is predictable, repetitive, and boring. They want to stay friends; they feel smothered; it's always them and it's never you; and afterward, you're devastated and their relieved; it's over for them and just starting for you.
John GreenAnd I wondered if hurdlers ever thought, you know, 'This would go faster if we just got rid of the hurdles.
John GreenGirls think theyโre only allowed to wear dresses on formal occasions, but I like a woman who says, you know, Iโm going over to see a boy who is having a nervous breakdown, a boy whose connection to the sense of sight itself is tenuous, and gosh dang it, I am going to wear a dress for him.
John Green