Amsterdam is like the rings of a tree: It gets older as you get closer to the center.

3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor. It’s with all the Girly cosmetic stuff) Vaseline six pack, Mountain Dew One dozen Tulips one Bottle Of water Tissues One Can of blue Spray paint

It was not an eventful day. I should have done extraordinary things. I should have sucked the marrow out of life. But on that day, I slept eighteen hours out of a possible twenty-four.

Caring doesn't sometimes lead to misery. It always does.

Because no one thought she was a person, she had no one to really talk to.

There are always answers. We just have to be smart enough.

I expertly angled my raison bran to accomodate the g-forces.