I realize that they giggle and I actually laugh, that they show their cleavage and I have none to show, but just so you know, I am also a girl. I'm one of the three wise MEN. And it's gay to think that James Bond is hot.

How can you read and talk at the same time?” I asked. “Well, I usually can’t, but neither the book nor the conversation is particularly intellectually challenging.

The only person I really wanted to talk to about Augustus Water's death with was Augustus Waters.

My thoughts are starts I can't fathom into constellations.

I try to live life so that I can live with myself.

I am in the midst of a soliloquy! I wrote this out and memorized it and if you interrupt me I will completely screw it up,' Augustus interrupted. 'Please to be eating your sandwich and listening.

I don't see any point in nihilism... just as I suppose the nihilist sees no point in everything else.