Pain is like fabric: The stronger it is, the more it’s worth.

If you don't live a life in service of a greater good, you've gotta at least die a death in service of a greater good, you know? And I fear that I won't get either a life or a death that means anything.

He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives. So what's your theory?

I'll fight it. I'll fight it for you. Don't you worry about me, Hazel Grace. I'm okay. I'll find a way to hang around and annoy you for a long time.

Why is it upset? Shouldn't it be downset?

I love you' really is the gateway drug of breaking up.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.