The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me.

Whatever. Great day. Today. Best day of my life.

It was an indulgence, learning last words. Other people had chocolate; I had dying declarations.

I've gotten thrown out of thirty-seven straight games,' he said. 'Once or twice, I've had to go really crazy. I ran onto the court with eleven seconds left once and stole the ball from the other team. It wasn't pretty. But, you know. I have a streak to maintain.

Like everyone, I'm saddened and horrified by this. All I'll say is that I'm personally trying to pay more attention to the victims than to their murderer. I certainly will not be mentioning the murderer. I don't think he warrants our attention-particularly since he so clearly wanted it.

but even if we survive the collapse of our sun, we will not survive forever.

If I ever end up being the kind of person who has one kid and seven bedrooms. Do me a favor and shoot me.