She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.

We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations.

I mean, if Hardee's is urban, I'm not sure I want to see rural.

My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.

Ma'am," Augustus said, nodding toward her, "Your daughter's car has just been deservingly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police.

The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness: 'I want this dragon carrot risotto to become a person so I can take it to Las Vegas and marry it.

You don't remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened.