I bet if you look at the average teenager and the average adult, the average teenager has read more books in the last year than the average adult. Now of course the adult would be all like, 'I'm busy, I got a job, I got stuff to do.' WHATEVER! READ! I mean, you're watching CSI: Miami. Why would you be watching CSI: Miami, when you could be READING CSI: Miami, the novelization?

Why would you try to kill this guy, Kevin? He's a genius. Nuts to your truce.

I feel like I might start crying and that I'm going to cry pee.

Caring doesn't sometimes lead to misery. It always does.

I always wondered if there was a purpose to the universe, if there was a plan, if there was some sort of organizing factor, hopefully that I played a role in.

It is worth it to leave behing my minor life for grander maybes.

You should see it. V for Vendetta I mean. "I'll look it up." No. With Me. At my house. Now