Nothing's wrong. Everything's right. Things couldn't be righter. Things could be less tired. They could be less busy. They could be less caffeinated. But they couldn't be righter.

How do you just stop being terrified of getting left behind and ending up by yourself forever and not meaning anything to the world?

The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you're unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while doing it.

You may be smart, but I've been smart longer.

He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives. So what's your theory?

Indiana,’ he said. ‘They steal the land from the Indians and leave the name, yes?

I'm interested in Internet cultures. I'm interested in what the teenagers who drive the Internet culture are passionate about. I follow their lead - they go to tumblr, I go to tumblr.