...It sounded like a dragon breathing in time with me, like I had this pet dragon who was cuddled up next to me and cared enough about me to time his breaths to mine.
Remember that time in the minivan, twenty minutes ago, when we didn't die?
I expertly angled my raison bran to accomodate the g-forces.
Your driving is unpleasant, but it isn't technically unsafe.
No headboards were broken.
Do you know what your problem is? You can't live with the idea that someone might leave.