People thought he was a glutton for punishment, that he liked getting dumped. But it wasn't like that. He could just never see anything coming, and as he lay on the solid, uneven ground with Hassan pressing too hard on his forehead, Colin Singleton's distance from his glasses made him realize the problem: myopia. He was nearsighted. The future lay before him, inevitable but invisible.

It's hard to believe in coincidence, but it's even harder to believe in anything else.

10-5 space 16-5-14-19-5 space 17-21-5 space 10-5 space 20-1-9-13-5.

I kind of conned you into believing you were falling in love with a healthy person.

We’re as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we’re not likely to do either.

If I had a nervous breakdown every time something awful happened in the world, I'd be crazier than a shithouse rat.

Ergo: girls should always make the first move, because (a) they are, on the whole, less likely to be rejected than guys, (b) that way, girls will never get kissed unless they want to be kissed.