But the fascinating and unbelievable-but-true thing about Dr. Jefferson Jeffersonis that he was not a doctor of any kind. He was just an orange juice salesman named Jefferson Jefferson. When he became rich and powerful, he went to court, made "Jefferson" his middle name, and then changed his first name to "Dr." Capital D. Lowercase r. Period.

Lies are attempts to hide the truth by willfully denying facts. Fiction, on the other hand, is an attempt to reveal the truth by ignoring facts.

The United States Congress, like a lot of rich people, lives in two houses.

Ya gotta live somewhere, but also you GET to live somewhere.

No matter how hard you kick, no matter how high you get, you can't go all the way around.

We're going to get gored to death by a feral fugging hog and your best strategy is to pretend it's a grizzly bear?

After all this time, it seems to me like straight and fast is the only way out- but I choose the labyrinth. The labyrinth blows, but I choose it.