I hate the rich snots here with a fervent passion I usually reserve only for dental work and my father.
John GreenI'm just reveling in the glory of not having to hear the neediness and impotence of my own voice.
John GreenGetting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is used to cut diamonds.
John GreenYeah, so if that guy can make it in drunk, surely we can make it in sober. I mean, weโre ninjas.' 'Well, maybe youโre a ninja,' I said. 'Youโre just a really loud, awkward ninja,' Margo said, 'but we are both ninjas.
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