Writing is something you do alone. It's a profession for introverts who wanna tell you a story but don't wanna make eye contact while telling it

I dislike the phrase ‘Internet friends,’ because it implies that people you know online aren’t really your friends, that somehow the friendship is less real or meaningful to you because it happens through Skype or text messages. The measure of a friendship is not its physicality but its significance.

Barnacles on the container ship of consciousness.

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

March 4th, the only day that is also a sentence

I spent your Wish on that doucheface,” I said into his chest. “Hazel Grace. No. I will grant you that you did spend my one and only Wish, but you did not spend it on him. You spent it on us.

Cold one day, sweet the next; irresistibly flirty one moment, resistibly obnoxious the next.