Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn't the way they actually are... People are different when you can smell them and see them up close.

dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.

It turns out that, somehow, there are a tremendous number of things to be optimistic about.

I know so many last words. But I will never know hers.

Love is keeping the promise anyway.

There are many more jobs out there than you have ever heard of. Your dream job might not yet exist. If you had told 'College Me' that I would become a professional YouTuber, I would've been like, "That is not a word, and it never should be."

Long week. Long month. Long life.