Everything's uglier close up," she said. "Not you," I answered.

The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me.

Gus knew. Gus knows. I will not tell you our love story, because—like all real love stories—it will die with us, as it should. I'd hoped that he'd be eulogizing me.

And he was feeling not-unique in the very best possible way.

Hurt tends to drown out sorry.

There are many more jobs out there than you have ever heard of. Your dream job might not yet exist. If you had told 'College Me' that I would become a professional YouTuber, I would've been like, "That is not a word, and it never should be."

I don't really want to be the costar of anyone's life.