I have a great affection for people who are intellectually engaged with the world, and who don't treat everything superficially. And I think, when people talk about nerdiness, what they're really talking about is smart people who who are trying to think hard about the world. And I don't think that's an insult, I think that's a great thing.

At some point, you gotta stop looking up at the sky, or one of these days you'll look back down and see that you floated away, too.

Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drunk and tired.

At some point we all look up and realize we are lost in a maze.

A taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution.

As a child I was an inveterate liar. As opposed to now, I am a Novelist.

Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children.